One Liners


Funny One Liners!

**3 Year Old Meghan Quote**
*"How can I be only three, when my* *feet are growing so tall everyday?"*


When 4 year old Andrea heard that Alan Shepard, who had walked on the moon, had died, she said... *"Did he fall off?"* Wayne

**Hunter Quote**
*"Mommy, can I help you change the sheeps on the bed?"*

**Anonymous Kid Quotes**
*"sing me the horsey song"*	lullaby
*"can i have snakes for breakfast?"*	cereal
*"mommy my cow is getting bigger"*	leg-calf
*"I want soccer balls too"*	olives

**3 Year Old Connor Quote**
After being in trouble came out saying... *"I polygize, I polygize."*

**5 Year Old Lachlan**
when he hurt himself, I asked if his back hurt.... he came out with, "Actually my spine is sore."

**Maegen Brown Quotes**
When staying somewhere overnite...	*"how many sleeps till* *you pick me up?"*
Trying to explain where food comes from...	*"cows are made from hamburgers"*

**3 Year Old Shawn Quote**
where is my birthday present?	*"way my burpday pesent?"*

**3 Year Old Jessica Wade Quote**
When seeing the movie, "Kindergarten Cop", Jessica said...	*"Mom look, it's Arnold Schwartz-n-terminator!"*


When Little Freddie had to go to school on the 2nd day, he told his mom *"You mean I have to go AGAIN"!*


One of my co-workers told her five-year-old, Ida, **"You behave!". Ida replied, "I am being-have."**

**4 Year Old Emily Quote**
When she wanted you to carry her, she would say, "I carry you me".


I repremanded my 3 year old son, Garrett, one day for coming outside with barefeet, he replied, *"I dont have BEAR feet, I have GARRETT feet"* Renee`


My son Jake (4 years) and I were driving on a night of a full moon. I said "Wow, look at that full moon!" He replied, "He must have ate all his dinner." Kathleen


When 2 year old Raymond gets out of the bath tub, he says... *"My butts all clean!"* cg


As his father got out of the shower one day, Ray, age four asked, *"Daddy, where is your tinkle? Is God mad at you?"* Thomas


After a rather large bee bonked off my windshield, my 8 yr old son, Michael said, "You know Dad. We sure *have STUPID bugs here in Maryland!"* Howie


My son River, age 4, was explaining to his cousin, age 5, where China is. His directions were, "You go under the dirt, past the *Devil, and there is Chinese."*


One day, while my 3 year old daughter was dressing herself, I told her that she had put her shoes on the wrong feet. She replied, "No... No... Mommy, thats the only feet I got ."


My middle son D.J. was taking a bath when he was about three. I walked in and he held up his wrinkled hands and said "Look, my hands drownded!!"	We were having problems with our septic tank,and my son Dylan who was about four, told someone, "We *can't flush the toilet cause our* *Desepter tank don't work!"*

When my four year old daughter, Haley, got into trouble, she wanted to
say that she appologized for her misbehaviour, but instead she said,
"I fartagized, ok Mom, now am I sorry?"

When Brandon was 3 years old, he used to annouce
when he was hungry, "Ma, I'm on empty!"

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